I need help removing her.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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