My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
