dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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