I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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