using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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