On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
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