There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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