She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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