Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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