Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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