do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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