walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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