Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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