I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
false alarm. still invincible.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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