some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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