p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I deserve this hangover.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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