so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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