Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
