just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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