Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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