Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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