My brain says no but my pants say off.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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