he puts the penis in happiness.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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