Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
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