I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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