Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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