I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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