Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
The power of my boobs compel you
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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