its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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