out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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