i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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