i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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