i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
is it fun? or sober?
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