Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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