I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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