They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
handjob tips. give me some.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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