I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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