i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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