he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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