It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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