1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
