he wants to bone in the snuggie
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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