Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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