I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He has the fingertips of a God
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