yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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