New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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