I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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