If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
