Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
third nipple confirmed
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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