I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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