he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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