If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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