He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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